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marlee wuz here

Hey guys, I am fun- loving and a big high school dork. I enjoy photography, singing, listening to music, cooking, and I absolutely love teaching little kids! I am that person who everyone tells their troubles to, my friends even call me Dr. Phil, and I am great at giving advice if anyone needs some.

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

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officialtuxedo:

All these ghosts and I still can’t find a boo

Posted 1 day ago With 154 notes

cartel:

when you think you’re doing good in class and you get your first assignment back

image

Posted 1 day ago With 22,015 notes

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

image

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

Posted 1 day ago With 115,143 notes

unsounded:

moan-s:

Reblog if you need a cuddle buddy

i’m good
image

Posted 1 day ago With 41,313 notes

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

Posted 1 day ago With 550,718 notes

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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